Back to the scene of the crime. I don't mean to make a mess, but I always manage to do it anyway. Oh, well. Mom needs the back exercise.

My resolutions for 2009:

Establish a greater bond with the laundry.

Share with Nancy.

Wreak further destruction on household glassware, photos, furniture and human residents/guests.

I am SmudgeBob SquareCat. That lady over there is my typist. You don't need to pay any further attention to her. I'm the one who counts. Bow down to my awesomeness.